“It’s my turn.”

“No, it’s not. Today is MY day.”

“No… YOU had him yesterday, because I was sick.”

“Not my fault… you snooze you lose.”

“UGH… you are SUCH a selfish bitch.”

“SIR! He called me a bitch again!”

“Now boys… that is enough! I told you if you were going to fight over him, there would have to be some changes made. Now… both of you go to your rooms. I am going to have him today, which means he will probably be out of service for the next three. So, I guess you two both do without. Maybe now you two will finally learn how to share your toys.”