Fucking him was like a religious experience.

When he dropped to his knees and spoke in tongues it was like he was creating a whole other world just for him.

He showed him the heavens and then left him lingering in hell before sending him exploding through the Pearly Gates.

He sucked the life out of him, and then resurrected him… Allowing him to rise and to truly live once again.

And just when he thought it was all said and done, he left him a testament of a whole new body of work to mull over.

Thanks to him, he is truly born again.

And if he’s lucky… he will get that experience more than just once a week.

Maybe even twice on Sundays.