Oh poor baby…
Got an itch that needs attention?That looks like kind of a tight fit.
Here, let me do that for you…
My hands are smaller
And much more adept at
Moving in tight spaces.

But if I get stuck…
You may have to just
Remove the pants.

I certainly hope
That you aren’t
Too shy or anything.

But then…
I have a feeling
That we are
About to become
The very best
Of friends.