Someone obviously misunderstood the phrase “All or Nothing“.

He‘s just lucky I am such a patient Bitch.

And horny…
SO incredibly horny.

I do believe I have just happened upon the “Happiest Place On Earth”.
At least, as far as my tongue is concerned, that is.

The sea, the sea is calling me…..

To hell with the sea…

I just want that luscious piece of drift-wood!

Lucky for you, I have the codes to all the “Secret” Levels.

They came with the Preferred seating and VIP access.

“That’s right, Honey…
You just keep one foot on the floor until the room stops spinning.  When all the blood gets back to your brain and you rest up a little, we’ll start on round two.”

Have I mentioned lately how much I miss summer?

And road trips?

And big old cars?

Especially big old cars with big back seats?

Sigh…

I bet you thought I forgot.

Well, truth be told…
I did.

But then a very good friend reminded me.

I still have to thank him.

:)

Happy Steak and Blowjob Day, my friends!!

I sincerely hope you have the opportunity to enjoy both!

Let me help you with that, darling. 

You know I love to undress you. 

It’s almost as sexy as dressing you.

Oh poor baby…
Got an itch that needs attention?That looks like kind of a tight fit.
Here, let me do that for you…
My hands are smaller
And much more adept at
Moving in tight spaces.

But if I get stuck…
You may have to just
Remove the pants.

I certainly hope
That you aren’t
Too shy or anything.

But then…
I have a feeling
That we are
About to become
The very best
Of friends.

Dear Amazing Torso with Appendages and Fuzz…

You need someone to check those veins out for you…
With the tip of their tongue…
Because that is just the way it needs to be done.

Please…
Allow me.

And no…
I am not offering…

I am begging.

PLEASE!!!

Yours droolingly…

My Day Planner is telling me that my meeting may turn into a nooner… um, that it may run over into lunch.

Aw, shucks.

Momma always said…
“Don’t play with your food.”
“Don’t nibble in bed.”
“Never eat while laying down.”
Momma didn’t know what she was missing.